~ neWs upDaTe ~

~ busuk da beranak. petang tadi. kesian kucing tu, kecik lagi. da kena bawak baby lam perut.

~ sepupu pun da beranak. baru 19 taun. comel baby nye. ak? haish. lambat lagi. kahwin pun blom. tadi dok kire2 ngan adik, mule2 tini, along, angah, syahirah, adik, then kakak. yang last tu xtahulaa kwen ke x.haha

~ cik sakit kayap. kesian dy. da ari ke-6. ak pn da 2ari bmalam kat umah dy, jage dy. semalam ummi pun ade, malam ni pun ummi nak ikut. yela, kakak dy, sape xsayang kan. ak je kakak yang xdisayangi adik. haha

~ ape lagi nak tulis yep. ummi suh cepat nih, nak pergi umah cik pulak. aiyok. mane ntah terbang idea tadi.

~ oh ye, tgelak ak ngan dunia skang. lagi2 politik. ntah apekebende nye tah..

~ weh!!! tepon ak mne?! ilang lagi..!!!!

~ best lagu a.r rahman ni.

~ k laa, da janji ngan ummi nak kne cyap2 by 9. mne tah tepon niy.. tepon pn xdgo, slow sgt bunyikny..
adik cakap, padan muke! sape suh wat slow sangat volumeny. haha

daa!

~ eh lupe. sok PM najib yg putih n tinggi nak datang pekan. then singgah umah tok. selamat datang laa yep.

~cRaZy LaNguaGe~


An ode English plurals
We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn’t the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren’t invented in England .
We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes,
we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square,
and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing,
grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?
Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and
get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a
humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English
should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what other language do people recite at a play and
play at a recital?
We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.
And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language
in which your house can burn up as it burns down,
in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and
in which an alarm goes off by going on.
And in closing, if Father is Pop, how come Mother’s not Mop?

~ DiaLoG 2 aLaM ~


Salam'alayk..
keifa hal..?

Sahabat-sahabat nak taw tak ape sebenarnye yang berlaku tiap kali manusia nak buat baik..?

Jom jengah-jengah jap, tak rugi pun, insyaAllah..




[di kala heningnya subuh...]
Manusia - Eh, dah subuh dah?
Malaikat - bangunlah wahai anak Adam, tunaikan  solat subuh mu ....
Syaitan   - Alahhhhhh, kejaplah,  ngantuk ini...awal lagi nie....zzzzzzzz

[tatkala makanan yang lazat terhidang...]
Manusia  - Nak makan,  laparlah!
Malaikat - Wahai Anak Adam, mulakanlah dengan  Bismillah....
Syaitan    - Ahh, tak payahla... dah lapar ini !!  mmm..sedapnyeeeeeee!!!

[apa yang membaluti tubuhmu...?] 
Manusia  - Hari ni nak pakai apa ye?
Malaikat    - Wahai anak Adam, pakailah pakaian yang menutup aurat..
Syaitan      - Ehh, panaslah, takde style langsung, nampak  kampung!!!

[adil lah dengan waktumu...]
Manusia - Alamak, dah lewat!
Malaikat - Bersegeralah  wahai manusia , nanti terlewat ke pejabat..... 
Syaitan     - Ahhh,awal  lagi!! mmm..aaahh! suruh si X 'punch'kanlah?

[Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar..!!]
Manusia  - Azan sudah  kedengaran.. ..
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, bersegeralah menunaikan  kewajipan
Syaitan    - Baru pukul berapa.. rilex lah..awal lagi  ni....

[jaga pandanganmu.. pelihara matamu..]
Manusia - Eh, eh.... tak boleh tengok ini, berdosa...
Malaikat  - Wahai anak Adam, alihkanlah pandanganmu, sesungguhnya Allah Maha Melihat  dan mengetahui!
Syaitan - Perggghh... best tu... . rugi ooo kalau tak tengok.... takpe, sket je!

[tegurlah...] 
Manusia - Saudaraku sedang melakukan dosa..!
Malaikat - Wahai anak  Adam, cegahla ia..
Syaitan     - Apa kau sibuk? Jangan jaga tepi  kain orang, lantaklahh!!! 

[sampaikan dariku walau sepatah..]
Manusia - Elok kalau aku sampaikan nasihat ini  kepada orang lain
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, nasihat-menasihatil ah sesama  kamu..
Syaitan     - Sendiri pikirlah, semua dah besar, buat apa  susah2... pandai2lah nak idop!!

[subhanaka inni kuntu minal  adz-dzalimin..]
Manusia - aku telah berdosa..
Malaikat -  Wahai anak Adam, bertaubatlah kamu,sesungguhnya Allah Maha Pengampun.  .
Syaitan - Tangguhlah dulu, lain kali boleh bertaubat... lagipun  muda hanya sekali....rugila..... (kalau sempatla) 

[awasi langkahmu..]
Manusia - Kalau  pergi, mesti seronok!
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, kakimu ingin melangkah ke  jalan yang dimurkai Allah, berpalinglah dari jalan itu ....
Syaitan     - Jangan bimbang, tiada sesiapa yang  tahu...Jomlahhh!!!!!!

[kejayaan akhirat itu yang hakiki] 
Manusia - Uuhhh letihnya arini..tak solat lagi  niy..!!
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, taatilah Allah dan RasulNYA, kebahagiaan  di dunia dan akhirat untukmu. Solat itu wajib bagimu...
Syaitan - Hey anak  Adam, ikutilah aku, kebahagiaan di dunia (sahaja) dan kebahagiaan diakhirat  (jangan mimpilah!) untukmu.... solat tu takpe, nanti qadha' laaaa, tido dulu!!!


















kata si hitam begitu,
kata si putih begini..
kata imanmu bagaimana..?
tepuk dada,
jentiklah hati,
sapalah iman..

Wallahu'alam..


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