~ busuk da beranak. petang tadi. kesian kucing tu, kecik lagi. da kena bawak baby lam perut.
~ sepupu pun da beranak. baru 19 taun. comel baby nye. ak? haish. lambat lagi. kahwin pun blom. tadi dok kire2 ngan adik, mule2 tini, along, angah, syahirah, adik, then kakak. yang last tu xtahulaa kwen ke x.haha
~ cik sakit kayap. kesian dy. da ari ke-6. ak pn da 2ari bmalam kat umah dy, jage dy. semalam ummi pun ade, malam ni pun ummi nak ikut. yela, kakak dy, sape xsayang kan. ak je kakak yang xdisayangi adik. haha
~ ape lagi nak tulis yep. ummi suh cepat nih, nak pergi umah cik pulak. aiyok. mane ntah terbang idea tadi.
~ oh ye, tgelak ak ngan dunia skang. lagi2 politik. ntah apekebende nye tah..
~ weh!!! tepon ak mne?! ilang lagi..!!!!
~ best lagu a.r rahman ni.
~ k laa, da janji ngan ummi nak kne cyap2 by 9. mne tah tepon niy.. tepon pn xdgo, slow sgt bunyikny..
adik cakap, padan muke! sape suh wat slow sangat volumeny. haha
daa!
~ eh lupe. sok PM najib yg putih n tinggi nak datang pekan. then singgah umah tok. selamat datang laa yep.
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
Why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn’t the plural of booth be called beeth?
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren’t invented in England .
We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes,
we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square,
and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?
Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and
get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a
humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English
play at a recital?
We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.
And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
in which your house can burn up as it burns down,
in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and
in which an alarm goes off by going on.
~ C.i.N.t.a...c.U.m.A...B.u.A.t..-.N.y.A ~
